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Change the Theme Jul. 14th, 2004 @ 08:04 am
Well, it's been a little while since I've posted here. Getting ready to head out to Portland, OR which will be my new home...

As I prepare for my move expect a change in format for this blog, more to come on that later.

All I'm posting today is a hilarious web-toon, I think the person that sent me the link said it best:

No matter which side of the fence one falls on I think you will all find this hilarious!


Bush Shirts Jun. 25th, 2004 @ 12:17 pm
It's been awhile since I posted and I'm still a little under the gun at work so I'm going to make this a fast update.

This shirt is awesome:

You can get the following phrases:

"Bush-do, The Way of the Warrior"
"Banzai, Bush"

You can buy it here

I like 'Bush-Do, The Way Of The Warrior". As the site explains it's "a play on the word "bushido," meaning the Way of the Warrior".


Hmmm... May. 20th, 2004 @ 03:46 pm
I love Frank Miller.

He's incredible, both in his abilities to write and his masterful artistry...

I was extremelyexcited about the Sin City movie coming up, although I didn't know much about it.

I'm a little bit more skeptical after watching this...

They better not fuck this movie up....

Uhg.... May. 20th, 2004 @ 03:20 pm

Why the fetus was sent in the mail and found its way into the hands of its mother is still being determined.

Update May. 18th, 2004 @ 03:22 pm
As an update to my last post:

Here's the guys picture and the police report.
Other entries
» More math...
In the interest of mathmatics I propose an equation which will revolutionize the way we understand our world:

Motel 6 + 44-year-old man x 14 petroleum jelly jars = Hilarity


» I am Magic!!!
(All links are safe for work unless otherwise noted)


My whole life I've always had to look over my shoulder. All I've ever wanted to do was practice my magic without fear of reprisal or retribution, unfortunately these things are not to be.

People are afraid of what they do not understand and it seems that the world has largely failed to try and even attempt to understand magic. Which is tragic really, because magic is so very special, I can call on unicorns or dragons and if I'm lucky enough I'll roll a Attack +12 on my 12 sided dice.

Well, thankfully I no longer have to worry about self-defense against those who would try to stop me performing my magic. And who so we have to thank for lifting this fear from those of us who perform our magic: Master Hans Eric Bristol, Founder of M.N.S.S.

For a further explanation of M.N.S.S. the site states:

The Magician’s Network Self-Denfense System (M.N.S.S.) is a revolutionary fighting system that is brutal, lethal, deceptive and effective. In more than 8 years in the making, Master Hans Eric Bristol combined all his years of martial arts training with the art of magic, to create a system that’s not only scientific, logical, and practical but has been proven to be effective on the streets.

I would personally like to thank Master Hans for providing this service to all of us that only wish for you to pick a card, any card... If you to are interested in learning more about M.N.S.S please click here and discover the magic that is Master Hans Eric Bristol...

If your not at work, or can look at porn at work I suggest you go here, boobs and beer create a great combination.

Read light means stop. I think the most disturbing aspect of the picture is even after the old lady hits the guy she still doesn't even look over... I've said it before and I'll say it again, old people should not be allowed to drive. This link is safe for work, it's not even gory.

I was wondering when I would be able to get all of my Ethiopian Clown memorabilia, thank you ebay.

And what in the hell do you think this is all about? (possibly not safe for work - toy monkey with big schlong)

And now, the news:
'No-kids' mom is pregnant, family says

Village stumped by log village

Please God no...

If you'll recall a couple of days ago I posted an image of Ronald McDonald in a cop car, here's a follow up picture.

Over 2,000 people have short story tattooed, one word per person

Drunken Priest Shoots Mayor Dead

Kerry Tops ‘Ugly’ Face Poll
» About time...
It's about time they improved the Beer can:

The future is now
» Sex in the news
Todays topic: Sex in the News

I won't be posting any porn (sorry), however there's a lot to be said about some of the stories written in the media about sex. I'm not talking some advice columnist here, I'm talking about stories in the news about sex... And some of these are gems of stories, so enjoy:

(All of these stories are safe for work unless otherwise noted)

Sex and the Asian man

Porn stars eager to get back to work.

Billboard On Times Square Shows Rabbits Having Sex

(Here are some pics of the offending rabbits)

More news about horse love(sometimes I have no idea how stories are even considered news worthy...)

Video games get raunchy.

Australian government to pay couples to have sex.

» God I love this guy....
I have two artists which consistently sit at the top of my list for Best.Music.Ever; Aphex Twin and SquarePusher.

Both of them can be found on Warp Records.

Beyond the fact that they're both the greatest musical geniuses I'll likely see in my life time both of them have a wit about them that I find very, very funny. Take this little gem I found in the New York Post today:

May 10, 2004 -- DANCE music master Aphex Twin wants Madonna to squeal like a pig. The diva agreed to contribute hog-like, grunting sounds reminiscent of Ned Beatty's famous man-on-man rape scene in "Deliverance" for Twin's upcoming album. But, says Twin, she changed her mind before he ever got to see her go hog-wild. "I wanted Madonna to just do stupid noises," he tells London's Daily Record. "There wasn't going to be any singing on the track. Just grunts, moans and pig impersonations. I really wanted to hear Madonna doing a pig."

Also, check this out. (safe for work)

Damn I love that man.

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